04 September 2008
Stupid Teacher
I've had some bad teachers in the past, but Mrs. Dingbat is by far the worst. She teaches religion. Now I'm not saying that I'm an expert on my faith, but the way she teaches it makes me want to hurt her in the middle of the night with a pot of...but i digress. On the first day we went through something very hard, how to find a book in the Bible (if you haven't figured out by now I'm Catholic and not ashamed). she started off by asking how many books are in the Bible, 73. So then she explains that if she were to say open your Bibles we would be confused. No kidding! Then she write "Genesis' on the board asking what happens in the book. Um lets see Adam and Eve have some kids, get kicked out Eden die, one brother kills the other, Noah builds an ark, God destroys two cities, and the Israelites end up enslaved in Egypt. then she writes down the name "Exodus". She asked us if we knew who left, where they went, and where they left. I say "The Israelites, The Promise Land (aka Israel), and Egypt." I swear i said it was with one breath, too. I would continue but i think you get my point. If you don't, then that's to bad for you.
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